Wednesday, April 29, 2015
2015 White House Correspondents Dinner
- "Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?"
- "It feels so weird to be up here. And, OK, I promise, since I'm only a comedian, I'm not going to try and tell you politicians how to do politics or whatever. That's not my job. That would be like you guys telling me what to do with my body. I mean, can you even imagine? Crazy."
- “Just because I’m a woman doesn’t mean I’m gonna go easy on you people. I’m gonna go easy on you people because my brain is smaller.”
- “This year a representative from Hobby Lobby said they didn’t want to pay for employees’ health care if it covered things like contraceptives — which is weird because all I asked him is, ‘What aisle is the yarn in?'"
- Strong asked all journalists in the room raise their right arm and repeat, "I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary’s appearance because that is not journalism.”
Thanks Cecily for a great roast and using this opportunity to address gender inequality!